Faring Thee Fair, Fairly Well

By: Brian Golden

Faring thee fair, fairly well

Well, day one of the Chenango County Fair has come and gone (and with it the traditional “first day thunderstorm” that seems to roll in every year for the occasion) and I must say I had myself a good time wandering the fairgrounds yesterday afternoon and evening, which is saying something, to tell the truth. Let me explain.

Now I’m fairly certain I’ve brought it up before – and it’s never really been something I tried to keep secret – but in the decade prior to the one year, eight months, three days and, well, about two hours I’ve spent here at The Evening Sun, I did everything within my power to avoid the fair if at all possible. It’s not that I have anything against the event, honestly. I simply found that, as I got older, I’d lost the urge gorge myself on “fair fare,” risk losing said fare while hanging upside down on the Ring of Fire (known by some as the Ring of Death, others the Ring of Here-Goes-My-Lunch) and watching copious amounts of my hard-earned cash change hands as I attempted again and again to win that super-sized teddy bear, inflatable guitar or other meaningless game of chance prize.

In fact, there have been a number of years that I – literally – “headed for the hills,” when the fair made its way into town. I would stock-up on whatever supplies I needed, lock the door and hunker down for the week, rarely venturing anywhere near the barely controlled chaos and craziness that is the Chenango County Fair.

That all changed, of course, once I began writing for our hometown daily. Nowadays, I find myself exploring every nook and cranny of the fair, searching for that elusive photo, chatting with my fellow fair-goers and doing my best to stay away from the fried dough. Last year, it was almost like culture shock, as it had been longer than I can remember since I’d visited the Midway.

This year, however, I was much more prepared for the various sights, sounds and smells that assault one upon entering the fairgrounds. That’s not to say I didn’t experience that preliminary moment of panic (I did), but I must admit it was a bit easier to handle this time around.

Regardless, they say timing is everything and – even if I do say so myself – my timing was excellent yesterday. I entered the fairgrounds shortly after 1 p.m., just as an unknown singer launched into a rousing rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner.” And while the crowd was thin at first – due primarily, I would guess, to the fact that the Coleman Brothers Carnival wouldn’t kick-off until 4 p.m. or so – there were still plenty of diversions spread out across the fairgrounds.

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After a quick tour of the Midway, with its typical variety of rides guaranteed to make one yack, I made my way over to the Two by Two Petting Zoo, a favorite stop. What can I say, it’s not everyday you get to see kangaroos, monkeys, lemurs and alligators (not to mention the black panther) here in Norwich. The monkeys were especially entertaining, once a crowd had gathered, playing catch with their handler and – in general – just monkeying around (sorry, I just had to).

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