While I by no means consider myself an expert on the Chenango County Fair, I’ve spent an awful lot of time at the fairgrounds this week. After my fourth visit of the week (on day 2 of the fair), the thought crossed my mind that I might have some useful advice for others contemplating a visit to our annual agricultural exposition. So, brushing the fair dust from my shoes and removing the last traces of powdered sugar from my fingers, I sat down to compile what I feel is a comprehensive list of “do’s and don’ts” for those interested in seeing and experiencing all that our 162nd annual county fair has to offer. I hope they will prove useful to both seasoned fair-goers and “newbies,” alike.
First and foremost, I feel obliged to remind people to carefully consider their footwear options before stepping foot on the fairgrounds. While warm, humid weather may delude you into thinking that sandals or flip flops would be an appropriate choice for this outdoor venue, I would caution against either of those options. Unless you like the sensation of mud oozing between your toes, that is. I, for one, definitely do not.
Ladies, I’d also have to recommend against bringing your favorite handbag. While it might compliment your outfit nicely, it could prove cumbersome as your day goes on. I speak from personal experience when I tell you it will make it exceedingly difficult to juggle that cinnamon and sugar covered fried dough masterpiece along with the doggie bowl filled with fresh cut french fries you know you won’t be able to resist.
That bag is also potentially dangerous while you are being tossed around on your favorite amusement ride. Plus, you don’t want to tempt fate by making it easy for anyone with sticky fingers, if you know what I mean. Not that I’m saying that’s a problem at the fair, just that it’s better to be safe than sorry.
If you feel you cannot do without your bag, might I suggest a fair caddy with you. This is a friend, loved one or un-lucky passerby that you select for the honor of holding your unwieldy baggage while you are riding the rides or snacking away on fair food. The best candidate is someone who is really too chicken to ride any of the really good amusement rides, but doesn’t like to admit it. They’ll welcome the excuse to keep their feet firmly on the ground (and their lunch down).
One thing you will definitely want to bring is your camera. How else will you capture your boss looking distinctly green after he’s ridden the Zipper one too many times? (And after last year, we know that once is more than enough to put mine over the edge.)
