If my future in taxidermy is anything like my first day on the job, then there’s a better chance I’ll accidentally stuff and mount myself before I ever get the hang of it.

Ruth Smith doesn’t agree. And she would know. She and her husband Warren Smith own and operate Chenango Taxidermy on county Rt. 4 in Preston. They’ve been in the business for more than 30 years.

I was in business literally 10 seconds, attempting to fit my first deer hide with a scalpel, before slicing my finger open. No better way to make a good first impression than with a little blood, right? It was clear this wasn’t going to be easy.

Ruth said everyone gets off to a rocky start on their first time around.

“It’s not something you can learn in a day,” she said, offering me a paper towel to wrap around my finger while we waited in the shop for Warren to come up from the house with some Neosporin. “It takes years of practice.”

It takes a lot of Band-Aids, too. I’d need three before the day was done (my poor sausage fingers). Apparently, that’s pretty common in this line of work.

The Smiths got started in taxidermy in the mid 1970s after Warren, an avid hunter, was fed up with the quality of mounts he was paying to have done.

“I thought I could do a better job myself,” he said, surrounded by a myriad of game birds he’s reproduced over the years (Ruth said he’s trying to build a collection of every species in the country).

So the pair started reading books, attending seminars and taking week-long courses on taxidermy at Piedmont College in North Carolina. In their spare time, they practiced doing projects for themselves and for friends. As they improved their skills, the hobby grew into a business.

Today, Chenango Taxidermy mounts about 100 deer annually. They also do about 20 fish, coyote, fox and turkey. Occasionally, they’ll get one or two bear, antelope and moose. “It depends on the year,” said Ruth.

The strangest thing they’ve ever seen on the job: Once a man showed up at their front door with 2,000 python hides.

“He wanted them tanned to upholster a Mercedes limousine he was having put together,” Ruth said. “I thought to myself, ‘What on earth am I going to do with all these?’ We shipped them out to be done commercially. That was about the strangest thing.”